Look Mama!

So Jason didn't get home until 5:30 this morning. NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL. He got a late call, a STEMI, so it took forever. I was worried sick. Couldn't sleep. Even caught our neighbors son and GF bare ass naked in her "Good Times" Van. (Ironic) Any way. He got home, we stayed up until 6:15 chatting. Carson decided to wake up at his normal 7am...... Soooo... YAAAAAAAAWN I feel so rejuvenated after that 15 minute nap said no one parent ever. I guess I fell asleep on the couch for all of 5 minutes..... I wake, to the bathroom door closing... Open it and there he is. The only other guy whom I'm madly in love with. "HAHA! Look Mama, I paint!" Lip stain ALL over our front bathroom. ALL over his face, ALL inside his ears, ALL on his hands. Dad will die when he see him. I can't scrub his face anymore. Poor kid. Sigh... Is it Mother's Day yet? I need a day off.